What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
They sit eggsaminations!
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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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