Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...