WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...