Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...