Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...