Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...