Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...