The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...