Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...