The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...