New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...