Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...