National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...