Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...