Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...