When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.