Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...