Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...