A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...