Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...