From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...