Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
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Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...