Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...