Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...