Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...