I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”