Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...