Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)