Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....