Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...