Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...