Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...