Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...