Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...