M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...