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A Well Dressed Man
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Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
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Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
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Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.