What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...