The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...