Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...