Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...