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Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
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Why did the fly fly?
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There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
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Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...