Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...