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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
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What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
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What will communism be like when perfected?
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Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou