Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...