Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
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Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
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