How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...