Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...