Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...