6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...