Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...