What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.